TIFF 2013: The full list of the stars coming to town (plus, how we may embarrass ourselves in front of them)
It’s here! After about a month of speculation since the Toronto International Film Festival first announced its roster of films, a list of attendees has been released through the festival’s Pinterest page and it’s A-list enough to get your stalking senses tingling. We ain’t even going to try to hide the fact that we become extraordinary (but elegant) creeps during TIFF, so without further ado, here’s our game plan for approaching the biggest and best stars at TIFF 2013.
The A-lister we’ll keep asking, “you work on commission, right?” until we get a LOL: Julia Roberts
The megastars we’ll just puddle in front of: Meryl Streep Isabella Rossellini Glenn Close Jessica Lange
The classic hotties we’ll start sweating around: Michael Fassbender Taylor Kitsch Chris Hemsworth Jude Law Hugh Jackman Clive Owen Zac Efron
The not so classic hotties we’ll think we have a chance with: Benedict Cumberbatch Jesse Eisenberg James McAvoy Jack Huston Mark Ruffalo Paul Dano Adam Driver Thomas Haden Church Anton Yelchin John Hawkes
The stars that won’t remember us but we’ll be all like “hey girl!” to:
Kristen Wiig
Michael Fassbender
Marion Cotillard
The TIFF repeats that have previously escaped our grasp, BUT NOT THIS TIME: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Keira Knightley James Franco Nicole Kidman Jake Gyllenhaal Mila Kunis
The ingénues we’ll bond with over Rodarte: Dakota Fanning Saoirse Ronan Zoe Kazan Mia Wasikowska Felicity Jones
The guys we’ll try to force a Wayne’s World reunion out of: Mike Myers Alice Cooper
The Brits we’ll think will laugh at the really current mention of “nappy” (they won’t): Colin Firth Emma Thompson Liam Neeson
The ladies we are ridiculously excited to meet, and hope don’t catfight: Kate Winslet Rebecca Hall
America’s sweethearts we’ll try to sic some CanCon on: Jennifer Aniston Reese Witherspoon Sandra Bullock Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner
The Canadians that we’ll try everything but CanCon with: Keanu Reeves Jay Baruchel
The stunning creatures we’d just pet if we have the chance: Scarlett Johansson Jessica Chastain Thandie Netwon
The FASHION cover girls we go way back with (just kidding): Olivia Wilde Hailee Steinfeld
The guys we’ll make really lame-o wizard jokes around cause why not: Daniel Radcliffe Ralph Fiennes Alan Rickman
The comedians we’ll make laugh, or try reaaally hard to: Amy Poehler Zach Galifinakis Owen Wilson Julia Louise Dreyfuss Jason Bateman Will Forte
The musicians we’ll feel more TIFF seasoned than: Adam Levine Metallica
Embarrassed for us yet? Stay tuned for the full TIFF 2013 shtick when the festival hits town on September 5.
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