Overheard at TIFF: Michael Fassbender losing his balls at the ping pong table

Overheard: The celebs were really into the ping pong tables at the Soho House last night, namely Justin Long and Michael Fassbender. Sadly, Fassbender is one of the worst players we’ve seen in well, ever.  As he ran across the room to grab his fallen ball, Elaine Lui a.k.a. Lainey Gossip shouted out, “You keep loosing your balls!” His response: “That’s the story of my life.”