Justin Bieber’s Insta-Engagement Announcement Features FULL CAPS Passion

In 224 seemingly unedited—but TOTALLY romantic!—words, Justin Bieber has confirmed his engagement to Hailey Baldwin. It’s a whirlwind of a caption: there are talks of starting a family, parallels drawn with spiritual perfection and plans to be together into their seventies. There is full-cap yelling, exclamation points and grammatical errors galore, which can only mean one thing: Jailey is the real deal.

“Was gonna wait a while to say anything but word travels fast, listen plain and simple Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you!" Bieber wrote in an Instagram post last Monday afternoon, “So committed to spending my life getting to know every single part of you loving you patiently and kindLY. I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make. My heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS and I will ALWAYS put you first! You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else. You make me so much better and we compliment eachother so well!! Can’t wait for the best season of life yet!. It’s funny because now with you everything seems to make sense! The thing I am most excited for is that my little brother and sister get to see another healthy stable marriage and look for the same!!! Gods timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT! Isn’t that nuts? By the way I didn’t plan that, anyways My goodness does feel good to have our future secured! WERE GONNA VE BETTER AT 70 BABY HERE WE GO!"

To all the Jailey naysayers out there: how can you argue with raw, uncensored passion like this?