Who’s coming to TIFF 2015?

It’s happening. TIFF has announced its 2015 lineup, and with it, the actors we hope will be gracing our fair city with their glamorous presences.

We live for this. You, me, them -- the barista who served you coffee this morning. (Especially that barista.) If any event could encapsulate the sentiment of “In this moment, I swear we are infinite,” it is TIFF and its slew of attendees and the many nights most of us will linger outside of hotels we can’t possibly afford just to be able to tell our friends, “I totally saw Paul Dano.” (Which I did. Thanks for coming out.)

So to help you begin the intense planning process, here’s who should be in Toronto from September 10-20, 2015 as well as how we plan to categorize them.

The actor who’s Tom Hardy Tom Hardy

The man who might show up in Taylor Swift’s scarf Jake Gyllenhaal

The man who knocks Bryan Cranston

The crew who’ll end all dialogue with, “ACT-ING!” Michael Shannon Adrian Brody Jonathan Rhys Meyers Johnny Depp

The women we’ll spend 50% of the festival screaming, “Why can’t I be you?!” at Helen Mirren Julianne Moore Jessica Chastain Kristen Wiig Salma Hayek Maggie Smith

My actual best friends Emma Watson Emily Blunt

The lunch table we’re 84% sure would befriend us due to our wit/charm/but mainly wit Aaron Paul Steve Carrell Bill Hader Ron Perlman Maya Rudolph

The guys we’ll try desperately to hide our crushes on (and fail miserably) Chiwetel Ejiofor Donald Glover Chris O’Dowd Michael Pena Jeremy Irvine Eddie Redmayne Gael Garcia Bernal Ben Whishaw Liev Schrieber

The only people who might be able to tell us what True Detective was about this season Colin Farrell Rachel McAdams

The guy we’ll spend several nights just trying to hug Mark Ruffalo

The Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch

The family we’ll ask to narrate our menu for us Donald Sutherland Kiefer Sutherland

The guy who’s the captain now Barkhad Abdi

The squad whose style praise we’ll go to great lengths to score Naomi Watts Demi Moore Alicia Vikander Greta Gerwig

The older dudes we feel justified in having crushes on back when we were wee baby teens Chris Cooper Alan Rickman Dustin Hoffman Christopher Plummer Benecio Del Toro Stanley Tucci

The woman we’ll have drinks with in a dive bar with while she fills us in Leonardo DiCaprio Kate Winslet

The gang we’re totally best friends with because they looked our way that one time Ellen Page Kate Mara Saoirse Ronan Juno Temple Brie Larson

The guy who bought a zoo Matt Damon