SNP’s word of the day: Firecrotch

You should know it because: You’ll be seeing it soon enough. News of Lohan’s $1-million Playboy deal was more or less unavoidable this week, with rumours that she’ll have all her bits out in a near-future issue of the lad mag. Lohan’s in good company: some of Playboy‘s best models, like Ann-Margret and Heather Carolin, have been firecrotches. Then again, the erstwhile actor has been straw-blonde for some time. Will she dye her drapes back to match the carpet? More importantly, who’s going as Lindsay Lohan’s career for Halloween? All you have to do is look dead. Ha. Ha. Ha.