Quotable: Which A-list author spies on celebs in the gym change room?

American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis is known for having a highly entertaining Twitter account. His multi-tweet missives about the current state of pop culture can sometimes err on the side of long-winded, but there’s usually a gossip gem or two buried within the 140+ characters. Case in point: Ellis’s recent obsession with Fifty Shades of Grey. Over the weekend, he tweeted his interest in adapting the smutty novel into a film, suggesting casting choices for the two main characters. His top pick? True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgård—but not for reasons you may think:

“Alexander Skarsgård is a no-brainer. I’ve seen Alexander naked so many times at the gym that we both attend: perfect casting.”