Quotable: Gossip magazines swear Kate Middleton is pregnant for reals this time

It’s Wednesday! Which means that the gossip magazines have released their newest issues and we’re inundated with another round of too-good-to-be-true headlines. Topping the charts this week is “Kate Middleton is pregnant!”—though, let’s face it: this will be a headline every week until the duchess herself announces that a royal baby is on the way. But InTouch really wants you to believe their version of this much-repeated claim. Why believe them? They have an anonymous source that hasn’t failed before:

“According to the palace insider (who has correctly revealed other royal secrets, including their honeymoon location and the Queen’s wedding gift to Kate), Kate is definitely pregnant—and is preparing accordingly.”