Quotable: Can’t put on bright lipstick properly? Iris Apfel thinks you may be a moron

Stylish nonagenarian Iris Apfel’s M.A.C Cosmetics collection launched yesterday—and it’s no surprise that many pieces are already sold out online. (Weekend to-do list: head to as many M.A.C counters as possible to find that bright pink “Party Parrot” lipstick!) If you already scored some of the collection and are wondering how to wear it, well, Apfel has some blunt advice for you:

“I’m not good at putting on makeup, but you have to be a moron not to be able to put on lipstick. Now since I’m older, I don’t do my eyes anymore because when you’re older, your eyelids wrinkle. If you use blue or green, and you’re not really expert, you end up looking like a turtle.”