Quiz: Which Zoolander character are you?

This week, 15 years after the release of the original, Zoolander 2 will descend upon us all and arguably change the game in terms of fashion, function, and celebrity cameos (again).

So to celebrate, we’ve done this: a quiz to determine which original Zoolander character you are. Answer the questions below, and feel free to rearrange your life to fit your new identity.