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Sarah Gadon, David Cronenberg and Keira Knightley at last year's TIFF Grey Goose Soho House
Sarah Gadon, David Cronenberg and Keira Knightley at last year’s TIFF Grey Goose Soho House
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OMGOOP! The full list of the stars coming to TIFF 2012 (plus, what we’re daring ourselves to say to them)

By Randi Bergman
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Celebspotters, you’re in for another doozy of a year with a knockout A list of Hollywood heavyweights hitting Toronto for this year’s edition of TIFF. Since we’d rather not bore you with superfluous details like why they’re coming and what they’re working on, we’re just giving you the long and impressive list of who’s coming and what we’d like to (but may chicken out and not) say to them, should we cozy up to them at an intimate gathering.

The glamazons we’ll get a skin sample from to bottle/sell/save forever: Halle Berry Julianne Moore Marion Cotillard

The men we’ll try to flirt with, because we think they’re acquired tastes, only to realize that everyone finds them just as attractive as we do: Joseph-Gordon Levitt Viggo Mortensen Andy Samberg Gael García Bernal

The gal we’ll use our recent "How to speak like Kristen Stewart" skills on: Kristen Stewart

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The megastars that will induce sweaty palm syndrome because they’re just that famous: Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Kate Hudson Will Smith Winona Ryder Tom Hanks

The gals we’ll gab about Rodarte with: Elle Fanning Saoirse Ronan

The couples we’ll awkwardly interrupt mid-embrace: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz

The lass we’ll ask to teach us a)how to shoot a bow b)how to side-pony braid and c)how to fake such an amazing southern accent: Jennifer Lawrence

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The celebs we’ll pretend we totally hung out with last year, even though we didn’t: Keira Knightley James Franco Anna Kendrick Jake Gylenhaal

The bloodsucking babe we’ll re-offer our necks to: Alexander Skarsgård

The men we’ll swoon for, despite a wide age gap: Bruce Willis Dustin Hoffman Robert Redford Zac Efron

The stars we’ll try to pluck hairs from, only to inspect for connections to the Royal Family: Naomi Watts Colin Firth

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The hometown folk we’ll say something like “ugh the TTC” to, in attempts to make friends with: Rachel McAdams Sarah Gadon Peaches Kiefer Sutherland

The gal we’ll sing “Baby, Baby, Baby ohhhhh” to: Selena Gomez

The people we will try to hard to make laugh: Kristen Wiig Adam Sandler Bradley Cooper Bill Murray

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