Keeping Up With Kanye: 7 Reasons West is Making Headlines

Most Tuesdays, you’d be smart to put your money on a Kardashian name dominating the news cycle. Whether theyr’re drinking cereal with milk or being accused of cultural appropriation, chances are they’ve done something to spark a reaction and outrage the Internet. But today, Calabasas is taking the back seat to Chicago—because the Kardashians are handing over their crystal-encrusted controversy crowns over to Kanye West.

West has had a busy week. But you probably already knew that, even if you weren’t keeping up. There was a name change, an emoji explanation, a Perrier costume, a Trump hat, a Trump rant, a Trump tweet and a 30-minute TMZ video that attempts to clarify the whole situation. It’s a lot. So let’s jump in, break it down, and watch it all go wrong.

“Rapper changes his name to Ye”

Hear ye, hear ye! Following in the long line of rappers with fluid names—hey, did you know Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, P Diddy and Brother Love are all the same dude?—Kanye West announced on Twitter that he’s given himself a shiny new moniker. The being formerly known as Kanye West, will now be called “Ye.”

“Where is Yandhi?"

“We’re releasing Yandhi Saturday night,” West tweeted last Thursday, ahead of his Saturday Night Live performance. “We know it will come in number 2 to my brother Lil Wayne and that’s lovely. The universe needs Ye and Wayne music at the same time.” West is, of course, referring to his ninth studio album and Lil Wayne’s long-awaited Tha Carter V, which after years on the shelf was released on September 27th. Wait, is Kanye West putting aside his ego for the good of music culture? Something seems off...

SNL came and went—more on that soon—and Yandhi was nowhere to be seen, no matter how many times you refreshed your Spotify page. Two days and no news later, West’s wife tweeted an emoji explanation.

A crown? A video camera? An electrical plug? I’m not even going to try to decode what this means. After the tweet, Kanye West told TMZ that he “didn’t finish” the album in time and had accepted a member of his management’s suggestion to push the release to November 23. He also said he has to go “to what is known as Africa” to finish the recording.

“A Grinning Kanye West Unleashes Bizarre Dance in Perrier Bottle Costume”

Kanye West performed three songs as part of his Saturday Night Live performance, starting with his most recent single, “I Love It.” Lil Pump, who’s featured on the track, took to the stage dressed as a thirst-quenching Fiji water bottle. West was dressed as Perrier. Which meant we got this:

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But more importantly, we got this:

“Kanye West Booed Off SNL After Pro-Trump Rant On-Air”

As you probably gathered from the headline, this is where things start going really wrong. After closing off Saturday Night Live with performances of “Ghost Town” and the never-before-heard “We Got Love,” Kanye West grabbed his flat-brim MAGA hat and addressed the studio audience. NBC cut the public broadcast short, but Chris Rock managed to capture the speech and share it to his Instagram stories.

“Kanye West Calls for Abolition of the 13th Amendment”

Wearing his signature cap, West tweeted out a photo from an unidentified private jet with the caption: “this represents good and America becoming whole again.  We will no longer outsource to other countries. We build factories here in America and create jobs.  We will provide jobs for all who are free from prisons as we abolish the 13th amendment. Message sent with love.”

In case you need a little brushing up on your U.S. history, the 13th Amendment, which abolished slavery in America, states that “neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States”. This specific amendment to the constitution was made on December 6, 1865, and brought an end to the Civil War.

“Chris Evans and More Celebrities Are Still Trying to Talk Some Sense into Kanye West”

Let’s just go ahead and do this in point form:

• Snoop Dogg, the rapper formerly known as Snoop Lion, left a comment on West’s Instagram photo calling him an “Uncle Tom,” and adding “Make ya music great again.”
• Captain America—ughhhh, I mean Chris Evans—retweeted Kanye’s MAGA photo, adding his own thoughts: “There’s nothing more maddening than debating someone who doesn’t know history, doesn’t read books, and frames their myopia as virtue. The level of unapologetic conjecture I’ve encountered lately isn’t just frustrating, it’s retrogressive, unprecedented and absolutely terrifying.”
• Lana Del Rey, who you may be surprised to learn performed at West’s wedding to Kim Kardashian, voiced her criticism in an Instagram comment: “Trump becoming our president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture,” she wrote. “I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level. Delusions of grandeur, extreme issues with narcissism—none of which would be a talking point if we weren’t speaking about the man leading our country. If you think it’s alright to support someone who believes it’s O.K. to grab a woman by the pussy just because he’s famous then you need an intervention as much as he does—something so many narcissists will never get because there just isn’t enough help for the issue. Message sent with concern that will never be addressed.”

Kanye West Explains his 13th Amendment Comments

To further clarify his statements about slavery, West appeared on a show widely known for its clarity: TMZ. “Abolish was the wrong language,” he said. “I misspoke by saying abolish. Amend is the right language.” West and Harvey Levin then ramble on for 30-ish minutes about Donald Trump and politics. It would be cruel to force anyone to watch that, so here’s a condensed clip.