The daily steal: Liquid bra, $20

I’m buying new boobs. They’re liquid. They’re easy. All I have to do is squeeze Avon Solutions Body Liquid Bra Toning Gel ($20, avon.ca) all over and pow! Thanks to the gel’s formulation of collagen- and elastin-boosting pomegranate and fennel extracts, I look firmer, tighter and perkier than Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. And I haven’t even started to apply my lipstick, yet. Just saying.