Watch Jamie Dornan Hilariously Share 41 Ways the Irish Say ‘Drunk’

Have you ever been called out for being “steam-pigged” and not quite known what to do? How about “monkey-bottomed?" Well, according to Jamie Dornan, both terms signal it’s time to order some water.

Still confused? Allow us to explain. In honour of St. Patrick’s Day — the Irish holiday often associated with shamrock shakes, leprechaun costumes and green beer — the 50 Shades Darker star dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to teach viewers the many, many ways the Irish say “drunk.”

“Hammered, intoxicated, inebriated,” Dornan begins, pint in hand. However, the euphemisms only get more questionable from here, which includes “droopy-peckered, fallen off the yak, cheese-nozzled, lucky-charmed, fanny-packed...” Oh, you get the idea.

Check out the hilarious video below and prepare to LOL.