A Woman Was Arrested for Robbing Drake of Water and Soda

Here’s your WTF news of the day: A woman has been arrested for robbing Drake of water and soda bottles from his Los Angeles home.

Seriously guys, we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, authorities were alerted of a burglary at the Canadian rapper’s home at 10:30 a.m. on April 3. When deputies arrived, they found 24-year-old Mesha Collins hiding inside a locked room post-fridge raid, with opened soda and water bottles, which they believe she drank while inside the room. (The thirst is real, everyone).

TMZ says Collins was wearing one of Drake’s hoodies and confessed to taking Pepsi, Sprite and Fiji water, totalling a whopping $10. She was arrested for burglary and entering a residence with intent to steal the victim’s personal property, with bail set at $100,000, and is expected to appear in court Wednesday morning.

Clearly this isn’t the first time a celebrity’s home has been robbed, but Mesha’s “Worst Behaviour” (sorry, we had to) seems much less incriminating than the Bling Ring (or Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch), who burgled the homes of several celebrities in 2008 and 2009, resulting in the theft of roughly $3 million in cash and belongings (most of which belonged to Paris Hilton). The popular story (which was most notably documented in a Vanity Fair article by Nancy Jo Sales) was later turned into a Sofia Coppola-directed film, which starred Emma Watson.

All we have to say is those are going to be three very expensive drinks for Mesha Collins.