In the craziest example of #didnotwakeuplikethis, Jessica Simpson has a million dollar beauty routine

Fun rumour of the day: Jessica Simpson spends roughly one million dollars per year on beauty products. Who knew looking that good was so expensive? (Read: everyone but not that expensive.)

Here’s a peek into the reported breakdown: $2000/month for cellulite treatments, $1000/week for eyelash extension touchups, $50,000/year for breast enlargement creams and twice-a-week bust massages (!). Then there’s $1,000/week on tanning, $230,000/year for her on-call hair team (worth it) and $15,000/session with her personal trainer.

Is this the most mind-blowing thing you’ve heard all day? Us too.