Paris Hilton’s OTT Outfits For Her Dogs Are the Craziest Thing You’ll See All Day

It's a ruff life.

Happy National Dog Day!

Celebrities love their pets, but Paris Hilton takes puppy love to a whole other level—one where blingy collars and pint-sized dresses are considered everyday staples. The 36-year-old socialite/DJ has been dressing her four-legged friends in runway-ready doggy looks for years. From tiny hoodies to royal-like emojis, she is the queen of tricked-out pets. Tinkerbell, her beloved Chihuahua, was the poster pup of OTT style in the early to mid 2000s, when Hilton starred in The Simple Life with Nicole Richie. How’s that for an epic #TBT?

Sadly, Tinkerbell passed away in 2015, but there are still plenty of stylish pups living large Chez Hilton. Besides their two-storey mini mansion (designed to look like Hilton’s own home) these dogs have a pretty impressive closet, too.

Staples for Princess Paris Jr. and Diamond Baby include hoodies with rainbows (obvs), plenty of pink and a whole lot of jewels. After all, their stylist/mommy is the queen of cute.

👩🏼🌈🐶

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Dressed in a pink velour top featuring a Jackie O-esque mock turtleneck and a grosgrain bow with a sizable sparkler, Diamond Baby is ready to face the day—you know, lounging on “Paris” pillows, etc.

Too cute for words!😍

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Princess Paris Jr. wears nautical stripes for a working lunch with friends. With her pressed green juice and wind swept platinum white fur, she is on trend from top to paw. Someone give this sweetie a contract, ASAP. Gigi, you better watch your back.

Had such a beautiful day with my mom.👸🐶

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When it comes to holiday dressing, Muffy Hilton likes to go old school with an oversized Santa purse. She’s a traditionalist that way. Which makes me wonder, what exactly do these pups get from dear old Saint Nick?

@MuffyHilton loves her Santa purse. 🐶❤️🎅🏻

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Diamond Baby’s sheer pink dress/nightie has a 90s grunge spin (can’t you see Courtney Love rocking this during her Hole days?) by way of Bel Air.

💖🐶💖

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Emojis are a girl’s best friend—and a dog’s bf, too. In Diamond Baby’s case, she takes her style cues from royalty, accessorizing her selfies with crowns.

Love my lil lovebug @DiamondBabyX! 😍🐺

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Bling is always the thing when you’re part of the Hilton fam. Mommy likes diamonds and so do her fur babies. Diamond Baby loves oversized pearls and gems (clearly, she’s in her Marilyn phase) so she’s got quite a collection of dazzling collars. Fitted sweaters are also her jam.

Love my lil munchkin @DiamondBabyx. 🤗🐺

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Hilton takes her couture-clad pups when she travels around the world for DJ gigs and general fabulousness. The latter is like sightseeing, but without the actual sightseeing; it’s more about just being fabulous—in another country. While zooming through an airport, Hilton snapped a video (dog filter and all) with Diamond Baby, who was twinning with her mommy in lavender.

🐶👸🏼

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Yep, it’s a ruff life (sorry, I couldn’t resist) for these privileged pets. But they are celebrity pets, and that gives a little furball unlimited access behind the velvet rope. They even star in campaigns with their famous parents.

Check out Hilton’s latest Love Advent calendar video below, featuring lots of fluffy puppies and their sweet n’ sexy mama werking it. Hey, it’s a dog’s life—we’re just living in it.