OMGOOP! The full list of the stars coming to TIFF 2012 (plus, what we’re daring ourselves to say to them)
Celebspotters, you’re in for another doozy of a year with a knockout A list of Hollywood heavyweights hitting Toronto for this year’s edition of TIFF. Since we’d rather not bore you with superfluous details like why they’re coming and what they’re working on, we’re just giving you the long and impressive list of who’s coming and what we’d like to (but may chicken out and not) say to them, should we cozy up to them at an intimate gathering.
The glamazons we’ll get a skin sample from to bottle/sell/save forever:
Halle Berry
Julianne Moore
Marion Cotillard
The men we’ll try to flirt with, because we think they’re acquired tastes, only to realize that everyone finds them just as attractive as we do:
Joseph-Gordon Levitt
Viggo Mortensen
Andy Samberg
Gael García Bernal
The gal we’ll use our recent “How to speak like Kristen Stewart” skills on:
Kristen Stewart
The megastars that will induce sweaty palm syndrome because they’re just that famous:
Gwyneth Paltrow
Johnny Depp
Kate Hudson
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Tom Hanks
The gals we’ll gab about Rodarte with:
Elle Fanning
Saoirse Ronan
The couples we’ll awkwardly interrupt mid-embrace:
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz
The lass we’ll ask to teach us a)how to shoot a bow b)how to side-pony braid and c)how to fake such an amazing southern accent:
Jennifer Lawrence
The celebs we’ll pretend we totally hung out with last year, even though we didn’t:
Keira Knightley
James Franco
Anna Kendrick
Jake Gylenhaal
The bloodsucking babe we’ll re-offer our necks to:
Alexander Skarsgård
The men we’ll swoon for, despite a wide age gap:
Bruce Willis
Dustin Hoffman
Robert Redford
Zac Efron
The stars we’ll try to pluck hairs from, only to inspect for connections to the Royal Family:
Naomi Watts
Colin Firth
The hometown folk we’ll say something like “ugh the TTC” to, in attempts to make friends with:
Rachel McAdams
Sarah Gadon
Peaches
Kiefer Sutherland
The gal we’ll sing “Baby, Baby, Baby ohhhhh” to:
Selena Gomez
The people we will try to hard to make laugh:
Kristen Wiig
Adam Sandler
Bradley Cooper
Bill Murray
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Celebspotters, you’re in for another doozy of a year with a knockout A list of Hollywood heavyweights hitting Toronto for this year’s edition of TIFF. Since we’d rather not bore you with superfluous details like why they’re coming and what they’re working on, we’re just giving you the long and impressive list of who's coming and what we’d like to (but may chicken out and not) say to them, should we cozy up to them at an intimate gathering.
The glamazons we’ll get a skin sample from to bottle/sell/save forever:
Halle Berry
Julianne Moore
Marion Cotillard
The men we’ll try to flirt with, because we think they’re acquired tastes, only to realize that everyone finds them just as attractive as we do:
Joseph-Gordon Levitt
Viggo Mortensen
Andy Samberg
Gael García Bernal
The gal we'll use our recent "How to speak like Kristen Stewart" skills on:
Kristen Stewart
The megastars that will induce sweaty palm syndrome because they’re just that famous:
Gwyneth Paltrow
Johnny Depp
Kate Hudson
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Tom Hanks
The gals we’ll gab about Rodarte with:
Elle Fanning
Saoirse Ronan
The couples we’ll awkwardly interrupt mid-embrace:
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz
The lass we’ll ask to teach us a)how to shoot a bow b)how to side-pony braid and c)how to fake such an amazing southern accent:
Jennifer Lawrence
The celebs we’ll pretend we totally hung out with last year, even though we didn’t:
Keira Knightley
James Franco
Anna Kendrick
Jake Gylenhaal
The bloodsucking babe we'll re-offer our necks to:
Alexander Skarsgård
The men we’ll swoon for, despite a wide age gap:
Bruce Willis
Dustin Hoffman
Robert Redford
Zac Efron
The stars we’ll try to pluck hairs from, only to inspect for connections to the Royal Family:
Naomi Watts
Colin Firth
The hometown folk we’ll say something like “ugh the TTC” to, in attempts to make friends with:
Rachel McAdams
Sarah Gadon
Peaches
Kiefer Sutherland
The gal we'll sing "Baby, Baby, Baby ohhhhh" to:
Selena Gomez
The people we will try to hard to make laugh:
Kristen Wiig
Adam Sandler
Bradley Cooper
Bill Murray
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