Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian-West! Relive her Most Memorable Moments

Today we celebrate the 36th birthday of Kim Kardashian, the world’s first lady of self-branding. Seriously: girlfriend went from Heidi Montag’s closet organizer to one of the most sought-after women on the planet in a matter of years, proving that if you takes control of your destiny, you may also land your own reality show or book about selfies.

So, to commemorate such an auspicious occasion, we’ve rounded up 35 of Kim K’s greatest moments. Because while we can’t afford to buy her anything she probably doesn’t have, gifs are truly the gifts that keep on . . . gif-ing.

Let me live.