A Face Reader Analyzed the Eyebrow Shape of Each Kardashian and Jenner

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Forget astrology, auras, reiki and every other new age thing we’ve taught you. (Just kidding! Don’t. Please don’t.)

Eyebrow reading is apparently a thing now, and Kylie Jenner showed us exactly what it means on her app this past weekend. The youngest Jenner explained, “You guys know how obsessed I am with eyebrows. And when I was looking at a photo of me and my sisters recently, I couldn’t believe how different our brows are — like, no one has the same shape! My team reached out to Jean Haner, who is a face reader, to break down what our eyebrows say about each of our personalities.”

The results appear to be pretty accurate! Haner noted that Kylie’s full arches reveal that she “tends to be pretty sure she’s correct in her outlook and her decisions, even if other people disagree with her,” as well as “a clarity of mind that many people can lack.”

As for the rest of the gang, according to Jean, Kendall’s diagonal brows mean she’s a quick thinker and decision-maker. Kim’s long brows show “a woman who knows what she wants and how she’s going to get it” and a “well-organized, logical mind.” Khloé’s curved arches reveal just how much she values relationships and her ability to deal with drama. And finally, Kourtney’s rounded brows depict kindness, excellent taste, and strong principles.

The only question that remains is: What about Rob’s eyebrows?

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