If we were ever going to sign up for Tidal (or at least a free month’s trial) this may be the day. Madonna‘s newest video, Bitch I’m Madonna, was just released on the music streaming service and is packed with more celebrities and fashion folk than you can count in just one watch. Shot on location at The Standard’s Meatpacking location in New York, the video features everyone from Beyonce to Kanye West to Katy Perry (shimmying in an outfit by Canadian designer Hayley Elsaesser). The only artist actually featured in the song, Nicki Minaj, is livestreamed into the action via a futuristic screen, pink wig and all. And the cameos keep on coming at rapid pace. But hey we’re not complaining (except for those FOMO pangs for what seems like one epic party).
If there were any whispers of comparison between this and Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood video, they’ll quickly be squashed after today. Who needs Uzis when you’ve got a Boom Boom Room full of Moschino-clad celebs?
See our top 10 favourite moments from the Bitch I’m Madonna video.
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Bitch Im Madonna Chris Rock Rita Ora
Chris Rock and Rita Ora make a dual appearance
2/10
Bitch Im Madonna Jon Kortajarena
Male model Jon Kortajarena catches Madge’s eye at the bar
3/10
Bitch Im Madonna Discount Universe
Moschino owns this video, but we couldn’t help but spot these dancers in Aussie label Discount Universe
4/10
Bitch Im Madonna Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus sports a glittering beauty look from last month’s epic Adult Swim Upfront party (hey, maybe this was even filmed that night!)
5/10
Bitch Im Madonna Alexander Wang
King of the cool kids, Alexander Wang, even makes a cameo
6/10
Bitch Im Madonna Diplo
Madonna’s newest collaborator Diplo is seen multiple times throughout the video (here he’s poppin’ bottles, obv)
7/10
Bitch Im Madonna Beyonce
Beyoncé’s vogues bringing old school Madonna back (and ultimate cred to this video)
8/10
Bitch Im Madonna Katy Perry
Katy Perry sports Aussie/Canadian of the moment Hayley Elsaesser while dancing to the beat
9/10
Bitch Im Madonna Kanye West
Kanye’s face makes a random, brief appearance just for the hell of it
10/10
Bitch Im Madonna Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is livestreamed to the party, pink wig and all